sxizzor:

runawaysandtidalwaves:

ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien

#the alien was going to try to take over the world but through the power of wacky romcom tropes and also friendship they changed their mind

thatmetticguy:

pdasuggestion:

isn’t it amazing!! six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone i get to meet, i got lucky enough to know you

I like this one because it’s suppose to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fuck off

wweisnotfake:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”